25 facts about BOOBLAH...

1. likes to say whatever a lot, but we all know that you care what blart says
2. depending on the season, there is either a pile of flats in the closet or a pile of boots
3. has this weird fetish of sleeping with socks on
4. while working at MIK, she would make extra money flirting with old saggy men to buy more beers
5. loves music written and sang by a quote unquote straight european man with a girl name
6. if anyone would like a great gift idea for her, i would suggest a really really looonnnnnnggggggg piece of string that she can tie to her keys so she would never lose them again, but then again she would probably lose the really really long piece of string
7. the best date she has ever been on was watching big sweaty men chasing a tiny orange ball like a fat kid chasing the ice cream truck
8. juicy couture
9. coconut banana slug
10. tends to fall asleep whenever she's with blart
11. hates everyone and anyone
12. likes to befriend weirdos in linguistics class who like to play dungeons and dragons and the color purple
13. wants to help people as a career in special needs, but will somehow help people by satisfying their hunger for pho
14. sucks at running, will most likely die if she didnt have her inhaler
15. had a boy haircut as a child, tried to fool blart but he didnt buy it
16. infected her ear which i think has spread to her brain, not so bright anymore.... too bad had so much potential
17. you can draw a treasure map by connecting the dots all over her body
18. the one person she cant live without, besides her family, is blart.... always coming back for more
19. lucky, i'm yours, details in the fabric, beautiful mess should be the only songs she should be listening to
20. besides getting her iphone caught in her hair, she also likes chicken and biscuit, tofu sukiyaki, sushi and the list goes on and on
21. seattle mariners
22. kenji johjima
23. soon to be brandon roy
24. is an angry passenger in a moving vehicle, drivers beware
25. the most amazing person in the whole wide world

booblah booblah

there. i posted something. =)